Shadows in the Dark

He awoke to ten gallons of blood dripping down his spiked wall. "No! What have I done!" he cried. Then it hit him like a bushel of bats fleeing from the sun at a really close proximity.

Chapter 2. Harmful Harmonies

He invited her in with a grin. "He's creepy," she mused out loud. "Oh well, gotta play 2 win," she also mused out loud. "What was that?" he asked. "Oh nothing," she thought to herself. "That was weird," she announced. "Well shall we get started?" they both thought, nodding in agreement. He grabbed her hot hand hotly, holding it heavily with a heavenly hand-hug. "You're hurting her," her head hole howled. "Hallelujah! That's better," she whrathnaggled. "Isn't it nice?" he offered warmly. "Alright, well I better go," she thought, pulling away. "Oh no ya don't!" he shrieked in icy overtones. "I've got just the thing for you. It's cooking in the oven. Won't you sit down first? I'd love to show you some pics I've taken of you..." "Well I AM hungry. Do you treat all your guests this well?" "No. Yes." he oscillated for several minutes. "Oh yeah, these pics ARE hot, do you have a card or something?" "No, purely pleasure," he shrieked with erroneous alarm. "I LUV LUV LUV what you've done with w/ the wall!! Are those chrome spikes?" "Platinum, actually," he nodded coolly. "Wanna take a closer look?" "Uh. Wasn't there something cooking in the oven?" "No. Did I say that? What?! Nothing," he nattered nervously. Then he blacked out. He awoke in a hard haze ten minutes hence. "My Hot Heidi! What happened to her?" he hollered....